Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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