Plan B is the new Plan A
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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