yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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