We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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