doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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