If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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