What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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