He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Randomize
