She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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