No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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