you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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