The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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