Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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