glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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