But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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