I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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