ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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