i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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