youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
