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I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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