She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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