My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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