my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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