After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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