those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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