My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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