brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Randomize
