It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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