Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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