They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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