Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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