dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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