Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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