opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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