I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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