I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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