You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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