I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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