I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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