yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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