that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Holy shit dude........stairs
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