love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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