No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Randomize
