I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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