Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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