There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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