Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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