don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Is it because I queefed?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
