Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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