The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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