But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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