whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Alive.
So much puke
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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