so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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